Artificially Speaking

The truth about artificial fruit           the official website

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Email: AS@precipiceproductions.com

Precipice Productions

10623 Magnolia Avenue Ste #1

North Hollywood, CA  91601

Contact: Todd Lampe

Artificially Speaking is an official selection in Dances with Films 2009.  Chosen from over 1,800 submissions, this witty short film is on display for its official WORLD PREMIERE. If you in or near the LA area, please come join us as several of the stars of the film will be attending. You can click here to purchase tickets!

The event: Dances with Films Film Festival

The location: Laemmle’s Sunset 5 Theatre

                      8000 Sunset Blvd.

                      West Hollywood, CA  90046

The date:  Saturday, June 6th  2009

The time:  5:00 PM PST

We surely hope you can make it!!

Alan Sues as

Sparky Schlosser, the overworked and underappreciated gardner.

Karen Rambo as

Holly Hockenberry,

the bewildered owner of the farm.

Lou Wagner as

Lionel Bainbridge,

the concerned and determined doctor.

Stephanie Silverman

as Sandy Stein, the passionate lawyer set to expose the scandal.

Joe Basile as

Phil Scuzzola, the evasive lawyer for
Do us a Flavor.

Artificial Fruit.

as the innocent victim.

“How can anyone not smile at a banana that’s a flute? Nothing else can satisfy like artificial fruit.”

From “Fruitiletto” the operetta, by Ovillo Melacatón